I was talking with
SO LEMME RANT ABOUT AUSSIE SLANG. XD
And so I realised that with a lot of our slang there are some general patterns with it. When it comes to names we always add a "zza" sound to the end. Like:
Sharon = Shazza
Darren = Dazza
And I remember my SAC teacher in highschool had the last name of "Barrett' but we all called her "BAZZA" lmao. Seriously, what is with that???? Australians are weird!!!! lol
And then for normal words we always add an 'ie' or "ey" sound to the end of it! For example:
Costume = Cozzie
Lipstick = Lippy
Biscuit = Bikkie
Vegetable = Vegies
Christmas = Chrissie
Present = Prezzie
Attractive person = Hottie
Barbeque = Barbie
Mosquito = Mozzie
Cockroach = Cockie
Someone who lives in the bush = Bushie
Very = Bloody
Bad quality = Dodgy/Bodgy
Breakfast = Brekky
Toilet = Dunny
Football = Footy
Chocolate = Chocky
Kindergarten = Kindie
University = Uni
Postman = Postie
Lie = Porkie
NEED I GO ANY FURTHER!!!!! All "ie" / "y" sounds.... Oh Australians, why are we so strange? Where did that habit come from??? XD
And I have no idea if these are just Australian saying, but they are so common to me and only now do I realise how STRANGE they would sound to someone else!
- No worries!
- I'm can't be stuffed going this arvo...
- That surfie is wearin budgie smugglers!
- I was so bloody pissed off my face yesterday!
- Have you put the snags on the barbie yet?
- How bodgy were those Tim Tams!
- That bloke's acting is shit house!
- Yesterday my engine carked it!
- I'm going to chuck a sickie so I can go to the concert!
- That dipstick tried to crack onto me!
- How feral was the guy in sunnies last night!
- Good onya for giving it a burl!
- Those bloody journos are back taking a squizz?
- Did you just knock me for telling a porkie?
HAHAHHA I have fun with those XDDDD. When I look over them I realise how weiiiiird they sound! I bet they wouldn't make much sense at all to non-Aussies. No wonder we get embarrassed all the time when people from overseas want to know our culture! XDDD
AND to end this Aussie rant, I found one of my fav Aussie beer ads on youtube. Damn, this ad was amazing. People actually running in a field as beer being swallowed into the stomach.... AMAZIIING!!! I remember when this used to be shown on TV. I would automatically stop whatever I was doing just to watch it. I remember I even paused what I was doing on LJ to watch it. XDDD
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