~the GazettE~

How JaeJoong seduced Yunho LOL!

2008-06-21T08:12:35Z

Okay Bel, this is for you HAHHAA.

So whilst you were obsessing over the song "You Always" in Rising Sun concert and laughing at Ho's pants falling down, I was just laughing over the Ho situation. Therefore I ask you this... HOW on friggen EARTH is it possible that only NOW have I noticed the best situation of them all: Jae flirting?!!!!!

So, due to the shame I now feel, being dedicated YunJae fangirl and all, at not picking the delicious action up... I create my crack of woe :D (DAMN why is my Rising Sun concert so MQ on the pc?!?!!?!)

I call it... "YOU ALWAYS.......seduce me Jae!" (Am I pun-tastic tonight or what! XD)

It all starts...one fateful night... When the leader of DBSGei realises it's time for his solo. As he walks to the centre for all the limelight... He just has to share a glance at his secret CENSORED!!!! named JaeJoong...

What this leader was thinking as he glanced at his CENSORED!!!, no one can truly know. But it cannot be pure if the huge beam on his face is any indication...

So after the leader's solo, his CENSORED!!! started the dance routine (informally known as 'Can't keep eyes off Yunho' dance by many insightful fangirls ^_~)

The leader's CENSORED!!!! (ie. JaeJoong) decides it is time to pull out the secret weapon: JAEJOONG'S INFAMOUS TONGUING TECHNIQUE! (*picks up everyone's minds from the gutters*)

And JaeJoong was very pleased with the result, for his CENSORED!!! (ie. Yunho), couldn't stop the grin on his face from spreading. (And the falling pants either...)

JaeJoong had kicked butt with his seductive tongue (copyright KJJ 1986) and the effects were undeniable... (for Yunho at least XD)

And so, in summary......

THE END OF THE PERVERSION! *takes a bow*

*disappears into the mist*

Jaeho slavery BWAHAHA

2008-05-10T10:41:16Z

Okay Facebook rarely scares me... Honest to God.

BUT...tonight it scared me twice in a row! I was loading my profile and my eyes drifted to a side bar where the letters JJ were blaring at me. JJ?!! JAEJOONG?! (Yeh DBSK lingo has trained me in very bad ways)
I realised it wasn't referring to him of course...but what shocked me was the fact that the guy actually HAS A SIMILAR HAIRSTYLE TO THE REAL JAEJOONG!

BWAAHAHHAHA. The world is a scary place...

AND THEN. YES. I randomly happened to find something on my friend's profile:

WOAHHH!! JUST WOAH!
1.) I'm a pet?!
2.) I'm only worth $627!! T____T
3.) JaeHo enslaves people?! (Yes... yes they do XD *multiple images of S&M fill pervy brain*
4.) ....My friend barely knows DBSK... She wouldn't know what JaeHo meant so that's more fun for me! XD

Yes so.. This is one of those entries which I'm gonna look back on later in my life and lauuuuugh. It has no point. Really.

Farewell... *disappears*

fi_chan @ 2008-02-18T21:48:00

2008-02-18T10:51:17Z

Ergh...
Somehow it appears I've gotten a fever. And Wednesday is my uni orientation day. Fab-u-lous.
I wanted to use this week to write more of my fanfic before I get flooded with uni work, plus revise my Japanese.
Maybe I'll sleep it off tonight? heh...

On a brighter note, happy b'day Changmin ma boy! 19 turning 30! Hehe.

Jactlo is the new JaeHo LMAO!

2008-02-14T04:02:08Z

Woah woahhh, what is this?! My old highschool is being an ASS even in my absence?!

Since our grade was graduating last year, we have a special section in our yearbook just for us. And so for our 'ambitions' I said that one was that I wanted to prove that JaeHo is real...
My friend Bel got the yearbooks today in homeroom...and they MIS-SPELT MY ENTRY!!!! They said that I wished the prove that JACTLO was real!

WHAT THE HELL IS JACTLO!!!! I wrote it neat so thay are BLINDDDD and ILLITERATE!!!

I should have spelt it as "Jaeho" instead of "JaeHo" coz they wouldn't have realised that I indeed meant for there to be a capital H in the middle of the word -_-;;. SO "Ho" became "tlo" oh god, MSB you are forever shit and I'm glad I left.

But now I'm freaking out coz is Jactlo even a real thing? What if it's a condom brand or something! How embarressing would that be! XD

Jactlo, HWAITING! bwahahah!!

fi_chan @ 2008-02-12T19:49:00

2008-02-12T08:54:25Z

Was tagged by my twinnie sexineko

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Fi
2. Fiona-Anne (Oh I let my bro get away with too much)
3. FiFi (by really cruel people! In primary school I complained in a speech that ‘Fifi sounds like a French poodle’ and so everyone would start calling me that as a joke. Oh very funny, har har, great wit guys -_-;; HAHA)

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. fi_chan (I know it’s considered weird to refer to yourself in Japanese with ‘chan’ at the end but I think it’s cute T_T)
2. rabid_hisashi_fangirl (those early Jrock days :D)
3. Deppo lavvy (Old AIM screen. It somehow related to the guy I had a crush on at the time…)

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Eyes (They are blue-grey…I want my eyes to be more blue but I still love them)
2. Fingers (So long. True pianist fingers even though I gave up piano 6 years ago.)
3. Waist (I’ve been told by two people that they love my waist..hmm…)

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. LEGS!!! (AHHH I hate them. Have I inherited the ‘milk bottle leg’ gene?! Please God no!)
2. Chin (it looks so odd in side profiles!)
3. Thighs (Will they ever get thinner?! I think not.)

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. English
2. Irish
3. Jewish

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Social interactions. I need to practice being less shy and actually make eye contact more often >_<
2. COCKROACHES (omg the heart-attack’s I’ve had!)
3. Disappointing myself instead of giving myself a chance

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Anything DBSK/TVXQ/東方神起 related
2. Listening to my ipod
3. Talking to friends/family

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Long, black skirt
2. Black & White poke-a-dot top
3. Underwear? LOL

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. DBSK/TVXQ/東方神起
2. L’Arc~en~ciel
3. Evanescence

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS: (at the moment)
1. Kiss shita mama, sayonara - 東方神起
2. Haengbok – Super Junior (H.O.T’s version is a bit too cracky for me :P)
3. EITHER: ~WOW - Kylie Minogue
~1,O - 左光平

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Open-mindedness
2. Affection
3. Trust/Loyalty

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. In my high school yearbook I wrote that my ambition was to prove JaeHo is real
2. I’ve pashed a girl before
3. I met Ooguri Shun when I went to Japan

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Hair – it can really change the way you look. If there is bad hair, there is bad appeal :P
2. Chest – The right chest and nipple combination will drive me insane.
3. Lack of body hair – I’m too used to J-rock…flawless, hair-less skin = mmmm

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Watching DBSK/SuJu clips
2. Listening to my ipod
3. Talking on MSN to my buddies

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Lick JaeJoong’s chest/nipples. (LOL JK….or am I?)
2. Hug my brother – He’s been in China for a year
3. Burn my uni ID card

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. Psychologist
2. Writer
3. Something in tourism…like travel agent or something

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Japann – No matter how many times I go, I never get sick of it! I wanna go back to my darling Tokyo Tower!
2. Ireland – Always had a craving since I was a kid. It’s so green! And I’m part Irish so…
3. Jervis Bay, Australia – It’s where most of my favourite childhood memories are from. My eternal favourite place in Australia. I miss the old Waldergrave Cres house T___T

THREE KIDS NAMES YOU LIKE:
For boys:
1. Simon!!
2. Brett (I know I used to have a crush on a guy called Brett, but I really like the sound!)
3. John (LOL JUST KIDDING!...Bel will get this joke)

For girls:
1. Jacqueline
2. Elizabeth (huge childhood favourite)
3. Charlie (yes I know that’s originally a boys name -_-;;)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Glimpse DBSK in the flesh. Even if for only a second.
2. Find a real boyfriend that isn’t an ass
3. Witness gay couples having equal rights

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
1. I live for romance
2. I scream when I see cockroaches
3. I have posters of hot ~~Asian~~ guys all over my room

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY (LIKE) A BOY:
1. I’m most comfortable when I’m sitting like a man
2. I can’t stand clothes shopping
3. I can’t describe it but I give out a manly aura…says all my friends.

THREE PEOPLE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
mopizm, talyssa_yasha, moon1084

fi_chan @ 2008-02-11T16:32:00

2008-02-12T05:40:22Z

ALAN IS BACK HOME!!!!

His flight from China was all good and same with the flight from Narita.
Airports are such happy places! I always get teary when I see people running to each other and embracing for ages and crying. And since it's my beloved brother returning...I was scared I'd be bawling. UNFORTUNTELY though, we got the flight gate number wrong so we were waiting at the wrong gate...so much for our great WELCOME HOME greeting -_-;;. But at least this meant I didn't cry.

I still havent hugged him yet...Normally I love hugging him. Maybe when he comes back from Cheng's place I'll attack him. I'm so glad he's back!
BUT he's already managed to poison my mind with Ayumi Hamasaki marathons -_-;;
INCLUDING being woken up at 5am from him BLASTING Ayumi songs from the TV. I couldn't get back so sleep so I just had some JaeHo scenario's instead XD.

After we walked to the bank, me and Al set up our Yesasia order (bwahaha) but now I need to decide whether I want to get Yunho's single as well. Oh the decisions T_T

AND THEN I finished enrolling at uni. I got my horrible mug shot ID photo taken. Was better than at MSB (well I WAS in year 9 with braces XD) but it's still a little gross coz due to the humidity it looks like my hair almost exploded. Will this ID mar my life forever onwards? Probably XD.

And now ALan has run off to Cheng's house, but he left me all the movies he bought in China. I think I'll pick Devil Wears Prada...coz I wanna see in great detail why Anne Hathaway seems to turn Changmin on so much HAHAH!

fi_chan @ 2008-01-30T19:00:00

2008-01-30T08:02:56Z

Holy Jae!Balls!
It JUST occured to me that I share the same anniverary date as TVXQ!!! O_______O

They made their first appearance 26 Dec 2003.

I first got introduced to them 26 Dec 2006. I AM A DESTINED FANGIRL!! ahahah! Oh Katherine, I owe you so much for this awesomeness!

Silly how that made me so happy just then XD. Oh well....I'm dedicated I suppose. *cough*

fi_chan @ 2008-01-28T18:07:00

2008-01-28T07:14:34Z

I keep having strange dreams...and there Yunho is ALWAYS in them!! Ive barely EVER succeeded in having dreams with K-pop personalities in them O_O.

And now all of a sudden, for the past week, Yunho has been in my dreams 3 nights in a row!! The latest I had last night and cannot for the life remember what it was about. But I remember the night before....

Me, Yunho and a random asian chick, were in a cannon and training to be shot out of it!! O_O. You had to stand on a platform which shot you up and burst through his yellow plastic at the top. But Yunho kept failing coz he couldn't break through the plastic with his head. Perhaps because it was too small? AHAHAH sorry sorry, I couldn't resist.
But then Yunho was so NICE about failing (wtf! This IS a dream XD) and laughing saying once he broke his leg doing it....

And that was the most interesting part in the dream. mopizm says Cannons in your dream represent something that you know needs to be done soon....
LIKE BURNING THE 8 DVDs FOR talyssa_yasha so she can catch up on the DBSK/SuJu clips I havent given her yet!! TALYSSA U CAUSED THE STRANGE DREAM!! haha jk....I think it was my fears about starting university soon ><.

I dnt know why I felt like typing this all up but....I was bored.
mopizm....thanks for letting me grope Yunho's moob on ur huge TV screen today :D. It made my day. ANd THANKS OH SO MUCH FOR FOREVER RUINING THE O CONCERT FOR ME WITH YOUR PERVERTED COMMENTARY!!! haha...not that I was completely harmless with that too *cough*
"Changmin looks uneasy...HE'S BEEN HAVING PHONE SEX?!!!"
"Yunho has sex hair! OMG IT WAS HIM!"
"JaeJoong: 'YOU SON OF A BITCH YUNHO, IM GONNA KILL YOU!!'" ahahahah.... we rock.

What else? Ah there was something I said in the making, right?
"JaeJoong looks like he's just had sex with 5 people! O_O" (Maybe he just came back from our 6-some, talyssa_yasha BWAHAHAH!!!)
Moppy: "AHH you're right!! He has the sweaty hair!"
"And the sex eyes!!!"
Moppy: "OMG HE DOES!!"

fi_chan @ 2007-12-27T21:21:00

2007-12-27T10:27:01Z

OMG OMG OMG much laughter on my behalf. I've been obsessing over Loveless manga again since Seimei is one intruiging, evil bastard! So for the past few days I hadnt looked at anything DBSK-related on the internet..

But, as soon as I go into the YunJae community I hear music from my grandmother's tv (they were watching an orchestra) and they were playing none other than the 2nd waltz - aka. JaeHo's theme song from Dangerous Love outside the phone booth HAHAHHA!!! Now is that a welcoming sign or what!

Yesterday I was feeling very sentimental as well.....My official 1st anniversary since I first met Katherine and she converted me to Super Junior and DBSK *sobs*. I still find it funny how I was immediately attracted to the "emo kid"....oh JaeJoong how my love for you shall never fade XDDD.

Who dun it?! lols

2007-07-09T04:54:06Z

I'm back from the freezing hole that is Canberra~~ XD

But tragedyyyyyyyy~~~~!!! I can no longer laugh...no really. THIS IS SO HORRIBLE! I pulled a muscle at work today due to an overdose of laughter at an odd angle.

So, I thought since I had nothing to do I would try and figure out all these suspects for hurting my muscle! Almost like a mystery series XD.

I blame Heech first coz I know he started it...
I was listening to some Full House audio's on my ipod of Heechul calling Hyukky "short" and his angry retort of "I'm LONG!" haha...
Then I started laughing at the irony of their escapade in English Village. Heechul no.1 gay suspect of Korea (lols mopizm!) and Hyukky would have had NO clue that the guy they were talking to was gay XD. And there was Heech flinging his arm around the guy and hitting on him. Plus Hyukky was heaps friendly (so hilarious considering he wrote "nooo you can't be gay because you'll go to hell!" on his questionnaire). Wonder what he'd do if he realised he was talking to the enemy XD. I'm so mean for laughing about that =P.

JAEJOONGIE *shakes head in pity*
and then the laughter continued due thinking of all the stupid things JaeJoongie has ever done (so many to mention eh! XD) and the result was a pulled muscle! The world is not just!

Those SuJu posters my brother bought me in China...they did this to me too! Coz before Al left for Shanghai I asked whether he was allowed to keep most of his luggage in the dorm room. "Yeh I am...why?" he asked. "Oh phewwww, I was worried my Super Junior posters would get smooshed!" My brother then accused me of loving my 'shitty korean posters' more than I love him. NOT TRUE I totally love him because without him, who will pay for all the cheap DBSK dvds in China?!?!!! LMAO! I really do love you Al :D.

Ohhh yes I also blame Reita *nods*. I was remembering the funny-ass analysis kashu_desu sent me about Reita's power stance and was giggling my ass off picturing the expression on his face if he ever knew his Western fans were comparing him to a horse XD.

I also blame out lack of Gazette concert tickets as well...Coz Mr C suggested that we like begged Gazette members through fanmail to arrange something for us (LOL AS IF THAT WOULD WORK XD) and I had the best visual image of Steph and me grasping each of Kai's legs yelling ONEGAIIIII! What makes it even funnier is the fact that we really would sink to that level if we had to!! *high 8's steph*

Me and mopizm are working on this crack fic called KBB07 which stands for Korean big brother 2007. It was inspired by the trashy Australian version of course which both of us sit through on a regular basis. What a great opportunity for cat fights, smex and evil nominations! Just thinking of all the ridiculous things we have planned for our smexy korean boys gives me the giggles. Naughty Wookie got caught smelling underpants again...he forgets that Myung Soo sees all. Oh what is that? JaeJoong and Yunho in the bushes again? Kibum is nominated every week for going under the radar ~~since he has no personality~~? Junsu and EunHyuk in the punishment room for kicking all the balls out of the compound? Teukky being scolded by Myung Soo for all the fines he's cost his housemates due to his general idiocy?
Kangin sulking in the bathroom again because he's not allowed to break the rules? JaeJoong, Yehsung & Heechul having cat fights over who can look at themselves in the mirror the most?

Yeh this crack fic is gonna rock once we get around to writing it.

Now...I have to study. I've already had a rant to Suz about how it is possible for some people to just DO it and get a lot out of it. I personally find it the hardest thing to do because I feel like I'll never be able to remember everything and then I just feel depressed and lose my confidence.

I can't even practise for the creative writing section for the eng exam because I'm used to writing yaoi fanfics with hot Asians! Somehow I think it would be hard to work in an "inner journey" theme in 45 mins with my sexy Koreans *sigh*.

fi_chan @ 2007-07-01T20:03:00

2007-07-01T10:20:23Z

I had an AWESOME day roaming the city, baby!

In a nutshell...Japan trip planning + sexy Gazette magazine + seeing Myung Soo on TV + DBSK Karaoke

The point of the trip was to try and organize our trip to Japan at the end of the year but we ended up going to Kinokuniya and Korean Karaoke.
At kinokuniya I saw Gazette looking friggen sexy on SHOXX mag and so I pawned it even though I didn't have enough money to buy it.
It was funny though coz when I was drooling over SHOXX there were two girls next to me looking at the DBSK photobook, with one saying 'ah I don't like TVXQ'. Ouch, im cut deep :P
I won't even go into how my friends roamed all of Kinokuniya in search of a karma sutra book...we couldnt find the right section so my friend actually ASKED the young guy where to find it! I was literally hiding behind the SHOXX mag dying from laughing. Needless to say...we did find the section *cough*

Anyways moving on to more innocent subjects...Korean Karaoke :D. When we were waiting to pay for our room I started watching the TV near the counter which was actually tuned into a korean channel...MYUNG SOO AND JAESUK WERE ON!!! I couldn't believe my luck! I actually squealed MYUNG SOO and the guy at the counter had this “…ummm…” face lol. I was totally bouncing in excitement. They were doing crazy things on a beach...wonder what show it was...

All the songs I ended up singing were DBSK's Jap singles ahaha. Coz that way at least I could sing the right lyrics XD. What I didnt realise until like half was through was that the karaoke machine gives u a score out of 100 for each song you sing!! I was SOOOO surprised to get 94/100 for Step by step and 100/100 for Miss You! I was so pitchy though....maybe the machine was tone deaf lol. And I cant remember which song it was in...maybe choosey lover or step by step, I was singing Jae's part and it sounded SOOOOOOO craptastic I just burst out laughing half way through the line thinking in my head "IM SO SORRY JAE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ahahah. I had shamed his solo............... IM SORRY I CANT SING JAE! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!

Butttt I certainly learnt how to read SuJu in korean today! I was like AHHHH IVE FORGOTTEN MY HANGUL but then I saw "tic toc" *shudder* and memorized the characters ahahah.

I must admit though...it was kind of more lonely singing there without my bunch of Korean fangirls. I was the only one going crazy over DBSK songs today ahaha. talyssa_yasha we must go back and sing "IT'S LIKE BLING BLING BALLLLLS" again!! Good times...

fi_chan @ 2007-06-10T00:08:00

2007-06-09T14:21:31Z

WHAT IS WITH BAD HAIRSTYLES THESE DAYS!?!?!?

The plaits/dreads thing is just killing me...first it was Ruki with those god-awful dreadlock THINGS behind his head...and now Heech has gone and stolen i but dyed it red (i mean wtf! seriously.) And Maxy did it...and friggen AOI has even done it now! Why have these previously 'pretty' Asians decided to completely destroy their image?!

I have only JUST finished recovering from Ruki's dreadlock days and when Micky decided to cut his cute hair off to promote the fact that he now looks like an egg. And now I am welcomed with Wooky's orange hair and Yehsung's flatness disaster!

talyssa_yasha YOU WIN! I will never ever claim that Heechul is sexier than Dong!! Consider this a written contract! For after tonight I have been scarred for life...
I may even go as far as covering up Heech's Sukira pic in my locker with a DongHae superbowl one! That way you'll stop complaining that Hyukky's taking everyones attention away from the Dong. LOL!

My tale of woe XDD

2007-04-13T10:11:32Z

Last week, I met up with some K-pop fangirls and after lunch we decided to go to Karaoke. And not just any...a Korean karaoke. But to get to it we had to pass through a Korean supermarket. And we found pocky...then came the screaming of joy - on the Korean pocky was DBSK/TVXQ/touhoushinki!! And wow the fangirlness just took off! We all screamed and started raping the aisle shelf ahaha. By the end of it all, between the 5 of us...we bought 18 DBSK pocky packets ahahahah!!!! There was seriously only like 5 left on the shelf, it was SO funny!

Then at the karaoke place they had super junior, DBSK and all my j-rock artists!!! it was the best karaoke place!! and there were also strobe lights and tamberines!!!!! It kicked the other karaoke place's ASSS~

What was the first song I sang??? ROKKUGO! Perfect warm up song XDD. All we needed was the sparkly tuxedo's =P. The last song we were able to sing ended up being DBSK's Balloons and then as we were walking out we hear Ballons coming from another Karaoke room! So me and my friend started doing the MV actions whilst we were waiting for the lift =P.

Anyways after that, our friend's bf calls out: "dnt get lost!" and we're like PFFF AHAHAHAHAHAHHAH nice one!...................and then WE GOT LOST!! WE CAUGHT THE WRONG TRAIN HOME!!! As soon as we realised we ran to the map thing at the front of the train but were too busy laughing to locate Paramatta properly to see where we actually were. And then is started to rain. fabulous. but at least i had my 5 boxes of DBSK pocky to eat AHAHAH!!

When me and tal were waiting on the platform for the RIGHT train(><) we started blaming Micky and Maxy for the whole train dilemma :D. Coz Micky had destracted us with his bad english "bling bling ball" LOL and "yo U-Know lets try some noise bit" and we were cackling and all distracted...and then we were eating maxy (lol the pocky! Not the man XD) and his face was so creepy and vindictive and so i was like OMG TAL LOOK AT MAX! HE PLANNED THIS FROM THE START!!!! ahahah. and then i started whining "and max left a bad after-taste in my mouth!" and realised that sounded totally dirty and gross so tal is like EWWWWWWWWWWWW ahahaha!!!
Actually, in the karaoke room one of the fangirls exclaimed: "ahhh i cant remember if Changmin was chocolate or cafe latte!" and it sounded so funny out of the whole pocky context XDDDDD

...yeh i believe that is most of my tale of woe.

So crushed....so so crushed...

2007-03-12T05:32:41Z

Wow i havent updated in ages. And now this entry is gonna be filled with sadness.

Gazette are releasing the new album finally next month. lets let out a grand, big, sarcastic cheer. WHOO.

I really dnt care anymore. I'm too angry at what I assume is PS Company's idea. They've decided to block Gazette's OHP blog for people not part of the fanclub. that means I can no longer read it anymore. because I am not japanese, because i cant read japanese, because i cant pay a certain amount of yen a month.
If there was a way for me to belong to the fanclub u know i wud. I think it's really unfair to do that to everyone. Im sure im not the only person who got a lot of joy out of reading those blogs and this has seriously crushed me so bad. i feel really betrayed I guess. ive been crying all arvo and im tryin to get back to studying but im just too sad.
Whenever my PC died, I'd cry for the very reason that i woudn't be able to read Gazette's diaries until it was fixed. Now, I'm going to be upset for a very long time.

I was going to practise my japanese by writing one of the gazette members a fanmail telling him how much he makes me happy and I crapped on about how awesome his diary entries are but now I cant send it to him coz im blocked from the diary! so now i just wanna yell at him for allowing those PS Company bastards to do this to us. im reallly mad and upset and hurt and everything else. Im so sad i dnt think i cud even handle hearing any of their music for a few days coz it just makes me want to cry again.

Help my Tal and Steph! Write a sad, emotional letter of complaint!

Gazette's BLAND new single eh???

2006-12-25T04:58:19Z

Oh noooo Gazettem what have your people DONE?!

A nice promotional pop-up add for their new single comes up when you enter their OHP.
However as pretty and swirley as the add may seem...the text is a realll issue.

"BLAND NEW SINGLE: HYENA"M

oh deary me, call me crazy, but promoting a BLAND new single isnt the wisest of marketing choices HAHAHAHA I certainly hope someone points out to them that it should say BRAND and not BLAND.

i cant wait for their BLAND new single XDDDDD

Robbie rox my rudebox HAHA

2006-12-10T08:09:38Z

Yesterday, at this time I was sitting in the Aussie Stadium stands, waiting for Robbie Williams to come on.

The show was BRILLIANT!!!! Robbie was in a great mood and firing naughty jokes at us for ages! And he'd also flash his belly for us and stick his hands down his pants etc. Great fun and squealing moments, i assure ya!

My aunt is at the stadium right now waiting for his second concert to start. Break a leg Robbie!

fi_chan @ 2006-12-08T07:52:00

2006-12-08T08:52:57Z

MOPPYYYYY I thought of you when I did this ^___^:

The fucked up GLAY Meme by Ladymercury

Your LJ Screen name

Hisashi said

I AM ONE SEXY MAN!!

And then Jiro added

... um, I broke your computer... again....

But Teru then

Broke Takuro's guitar

Finally Takuro

Became a millionaire

You will meet on this date

January 25, 2025

You will have this many children

Your percentage of winning the lotto

87%

They will then rip off this much

$6,917,199

Btw guys, I am severely suffering from an overload of Gazette + Alice Nine obsessions....I LOVE THEM SO MUCH WAHHHHHHHHHH

Aussie Idol exciiiitteeemeennnttttttt

2006-10-27T11:55:10Z

Me and Tal are seeing the remainding Australian Idols tomorrow!!!

Well it took me and talyssa_yasha slightly over an hour to organise buses and times to meet etc and we both almost had a breakdown, but now it's all sorted.

I'm especially looking forward to seeing Dean and Jess!
Dean is my favourite male:

- He's 20
- Immigrated from South Africa 5 years ago
- Received the blackbelt status in karate when he was 15 or so.
- earned the name: "God-loving Virgin Boy" from the dickhead judge. And yes he is very Christian, and yes that is why he's still a virgin despite being one of the best looking males I've ever seen. It's unbelievably wonderful to see someone that attractive still believe in old values!

I also love this pic of him (sorry for bad quality, i was so desperate I took a photo from my TV ^^;;):
It was when he was about to get his first "Touchdown" for an immaculate performance but he was trying extremely hard not to look smug or hopeful. He's such a sweetie. I can't wait to see him tomorrow in the flesh.

MUST CHARGE CAMERA BATTERIES! *runs off gaily*
(oh come on, it's not like Gazette or Miyavi will ever come to Australia, so I may as well get excited over Deano ^_~).

fi_chan @ 2006-10-15T08:37:00

2006-10-15T08:42:08Z

heya all!
I have arrived from Nippon....and yes I friggen already wanna go back!!!
I had a successful trip though! Made new friends (both australian and Japanese) and of course I got lotsa J-rock merch! HECK YEH!!!

I WANNA LIVE IN THE JAPANESE MUSIC STORE!!!!!!!!!

Anyways, welcome koriin_kun!!! You must rant about Gazette etc's awesome-ness with me now! That's an order ^_~. I hope you find LJ awesome, and feel free to check out my "user-info" page to see which Gazette etc communities are the good ones to join! Of course if you need any help, ask away!

(kyaaa talyssa_yasha in less than an hour Dean will be on TV playing his guitar! It's gonna be so awesome! I cannot friggen wait! You better watch it too and vote for him ^_~. Oh and I cannot wait for our Jrock Marathon day!! Hello Gazette, Miyavi and Dean ^_________^)

The things I do for Miyavi...

2006-09-27T06:32:54Z

My bus was late...and Senor Senora Senorita started playing on my ipod so three guesses what I (in my spastic state) decided to do...
I started imitating Miyavi's infamous SSS dance moves...which was probably social suicide. Probably almost half of the undercroft was staring at me and one junior even ran up to me to ask what song I was listening to. I remember saying: "You don't wanna know" before she skipped away again.

According to the stares, the crowd favourite was the AHH~ hand moves. I personally preferred my cool STOP~ head flick move, but whatever. lol.

hmmmm so talyssa_yasha you might not EVER want to be seen with me again. HAHA. I couldn't help myself though! I wanted to spread Miyavi-culture throughout the school. ANd what the heck, you only live once ^_~.

fi_chan @ 2006-09-25T21:42:00

2006-09-25T11:48:13Z

DEAN GEYER was in bottom 3 tonight in Australian Idol! I was so PISSED! Coz Dean really improved this week! It seems his annoying teeny-bopper fangirls were too busy screaming and having orgasms over him to VOTE FOR HIM!!!! (I'm glad I voted for him ^^;;;)

Okay talyssa_yasha here is the draft of our Jrock/hotties marathon!!

Planning: This week
Date: Early year 12, after Japan trip
Duration: 2 days - Sleepover
Playlist:

Miyavi
- Last Indies live at Budokan (finnnnally haha!)
- Miyavizm DVD
- MYV*POPS (possibly...at least highlights such as burp, death glare, poppy eyes etc!)
- SSS Dance practise clip from Youtube

Gazette
- Nameless Liberty. Six Guns Live DVD (the highlights - SILLY GOD DISCO etc)
- Road to NLSG DVD

Dean Geyer
- Fi's Dean tape
- Performances also taped when I'm in Japan

Can you think of anything else Tal????

fi_chan @ 2006-09-23T22:55:00

2006-09-23T13:04:23Z

OMG OMG OMG OMG FREAKING OUT! THIS TIME NEXT WEEK I'LL BE IN JAPAN!!!! it is JUST hitting me.

And OMG Gazette look so HOT on the cover of the new Foolsmate which will be released the day b4 we go to Japan (９月29日) SO I CAN GET IT IN JAPAN! I'll be able to buy it there like the normal jap fans, so im almost hyperventilating at the thought!

awwwwww my mum came in the room and started bagging me out coz "the only reason you're excited about Japan is because of those magazines!" and i said: "hellooooo SHOXX is only 930円~!!!!!" and then she walked away because she doesn't speak yen talk XD.

kashu_desu, our first Japanese mission is to buy FOOLSMATE...if i havent passed out after seeing the street lights *pokes tongue out*

fi_chan @ 2006-09-21T08:16:00

2006-09-20T22:15:34Z

Well the past two weeks have definitely been hectic…

Ahh Steve Irwin. It’s still so strange knowing he passed away.

Yesterday at the exact same time Steve Irwin’s public ceremony thing was taking place I was in my 3 hour Japanese Continuers Exam.
That wasn’t too bad but the listening was so dodgy! The women reading the questions was such a BOGAN Aussie we were all cringing and laughing. Mr Verco would have been so amused. The funniest part of the listening was when the Japanese girl rang up “TeenAsia helpline” to complain that her mother was too noisy. It was so random I couldn’t stop smirking.

Unfortunately the 3 hour Jap exam tired me out so in the scarier Society and Culture exam my back was aching and my brain hurt. After that I had to go to the doctor for my throat and then when I returned home my mum persuaded me to watch one of the re-runs of Steve Irwin’s 'funeral'. It was really emotional when his friend got up to speak and he started crying halfway through…that made me cry a bit.

The 2nd last Japan trip meeting went pretty cool. We got out TEAM JAPAN t-shirts and brochures etc. I laughed when I saw the “Gift List” page. Guess who’s gonna take up most of that? *cough talyssa_yasha* lol. (And Speaking of you Tal, At bus lines Louisa told me again that she wants to be around us more when we talk about Miyavi coz "Her expression is so intersting to watch! Her eyes glaze over!" and so automatically i replied: "...well he IS a sex god." HAHAHAHHA!)

P.S The GazettE single being released in Nov Filth in the Beauty is seriously my new obsession. THAT SONG KICKS ASS. Doesn’t it kashu_desu? hehehe.

fi_chan @ 2006-09-18T13:17:00

2006-09-18T03:40:09Z

Okay so I'm not at school today coz I have to study Othello. SHAKESPEARE GIVES ME A HEADACHE! gah!

Anyways so in the process of procrastination I've been ranting with Tal about mothers VS Jrock haha.

I've also been amusing myself in iTunes to see what my top 25 most played songs were. Here are mine just for the sake of amusment:

fi_chan @ 2006-09-14T17:30:00

2006-09-14T07:37:17Z

Okay I am in a really good mood coz the English Extension exam wasnt as hard as I anticipated!!! whOOt

and my godmother bought me a travel book on Japan as an early bday present so I can have something to read on the plane when I'm going so YAY. And the funniest thing is Gackt's in photos for Shibuya shops and East Shinjuku haha. They were just massive posters advertising his MISERABLE single but still so hilarious to see. That man sure has good PR!

HAPPY BDAY MIYAVI! (even thought it took 50mins to send u a fanmail since the library PC's at school didnt have Japanese installed baaaaah)